Oh, whatever.

Now I'm scared and horny.

Oh, HBO was why it sucked?

Is this article the most press this asshole has ever gotten?

Yeah, that movie WAS disappointing.

“We’ve seen this before: Jack Antonoff produces an album by a major pop star that gets panned by fans and critics alike, and we once again question why the guy from Bleachers remains the top American pop-music producer.”

“The NEW Subway! We don't sell sandwiches!"

This looks terrible. Is it just me?

Maybe the difference is that the movies are for 13 year olds, and this is more geared towards small children.

So, you're saying this guy is worse than Hitler?

Worse than Hitler!

Pfft. “Controversy.”

“...to only have it minimized as a mere box office experimentation,”

Dah, Comrade! Dah. 

Just cremate me, then discreetly toss my ashes on Milania Vayntrub’s butt while she’s tanning. I’d be ok with that.

Pfft. Just crawl in there and kill yourself. Sexy Eternity for free!

Peggy Carter isn’t American.

Dunno, have you seen Joe Buck? He is fucking awful... And quite possibly drunk.

Buzzy, or GTFO.