When the assholes whine about “Cancel Culture™”, this kind of dumb, reaching, shit gives them legitimacy.

Oh ffs.

Malaria... Snakebite... Tetanus... Some of those little parasitic fish that swim up your urethra and implant their spines into you so they can stay put.

What’s the collective noun for a reunion of Friends™? Are they a herd? Flock?

At no point in this write-up or the promotional material did anyone say, “DWANYE JOHNSON IS ‘ROCK-ING’ THE BOAT THIS SUMMER!”

They should get Kelly Marie Tran - then send her out with the second unit to film her doing anything other than Portaling. 

“Mystery box”, you say?

Ha! Classic JJ!

I hope he half-asses it, like he did Star Wars.

I wasn’t a big fan of Hillary’s either, but her policy of “Not Being Donald Trump”  ultimately won me over.

I thought the blood was s’poseta be filling for Purim cookies.

“Speaking of supervillains...” (he says casually, because he’s looking for a place to share this.) “This is a screencap of the biography.com page for dictators.”

‘In the lead-up to Avengers: Endgame, the internet was abuzz with one specific conspiracy theory: Why doesn’t Ant-Man just climb inside Thanos’ ass and expand.’

This looks like a job for...

Mr. Ruffalo’s statement was inelegant. Hold my beer.

Ooh! Fun!!! Now ask the wrestler/actor his opinion on Tibet!

He wishes.

And isn't Mustaine a Nazi or something now?

Ffs. Who died and made you the Walking Police?