Calculon was a werecar for 100s of years and nobody noticed.

I thought you said it was going to be a "FUN" fact.

So, judging by this boring trailer, I assume it’s Civilization VI, the movie?

Im still mad at them casting Mark Ruffalo instead of an actual radioactive, shape-changing, rage monster.

If you can't sell your product with a girl in a bikini, your product sucks. That's just capitalism.

People are dumb.

“Probe: [Uranus]”

I was really overprotective of Tali!

It’s about a “pleasant flirtation.” 

Parker Posey and William Sanderson as an unlikely couple!

Should she be given a pointless tangential storyline that feels like it doesn’t even belong in the movie?

An animated Foghorn Leghorn?

So, if I’m understanding the AV Club’s stance on this: we are expected to be irrationally angry at a man with no name, from a town that doesn’t exist, for reasons never actually explained.

Meat Loaf or GTFO

Oh. 

I think it might be time for an AV Club “articles like this” intervention.

The episode was directed by Whedon.

So, would Uma play Harley's mom?

Don’t tell me to “relax.” I AM relaxed.

Lost Continent or GTFO.