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I thought Earth to Ned captured a lot of the absurdity of the original show (combined with Space Ghostian Dadaism.)

“Hindering and opposing

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2016 Ghostbusters was unfunny enough to make me revisit the original and realize that it wasn’t funny either. The original did the remake one better, and in places managed to be genuinely fucking annoying. To wit:

There's still a margin for error.

Of course someone had seen it. I'm also willing to believe that copying it it wasn't intentional. This is the sort of striking image you could see 30-40 years ago, and not even realize that it's influencing you.

He's lost her, but before she leave entirely, he'll probably gain herpes.

now, kid, cut a hole in the bottom of your bucket of popcorn...

[squints at your avatar]

"When selecting female avatars, these men strongly preferred attractive avatars with traditional hairstyles—long, flowing locks as opposed to a pink mohawk."

Yep. If KotOR taught us anything...

This can't be the flight crew for an American airline. Just sayin'.

Also, Millennials take things too personally. No one ever told them that not everything is all about them. [grin]

Yeah, who am I kidding? The Millennials wouldn't care about communicating with anyone who looks like they're over 35. Olds are gross.

The Millennials will read this, and just start talking LOUDER AND SLOWER to anyone who looks like they're over 35.

no kidding! are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

This may sound harsh, but I don't care. Nothing personal.

Well, there needs to be a law, then. Doesn't there?

Yeah, ya know what? Fuck business. They should only have access to my data if I specifically choose to give it to them. They shouldn't be able to just take it, then put the onus on me to figure out how to stop them from using it without my permission. It's tantamount to extortion.