I guarantee you that today this guy sells mattresses at a strip mall.

That prom was a night that young woman would remember forever.

Farmville will be so EXTREME.

I'll go you one farther - not only are the trains always on time, the clocks in the station are precisely set, as well. If you're on a Japanese train, and it is supposed to leave the station at 9:36, you can watch the big hand of the clock click to :36 and simultaneously feel the brakes release and the train start…

I've always been confused by the transhumanists. Are they crooks or just morons?

Gee. I wonder why they're so expensive... [cough]

Boston?

Milo Minderbinder was the most powerful man in the European Theater.

Are you sure that's a "pygmy" hippo? He looks like a regular one.

If Anne Frank had fallen in love with a handsome Nazi soldier, you basically have the plot of Pocahontas.

Oh, it's not like we claim them as being some sort of "native dish". I was just taking your original question at face value. However, they are perfectly authentic. If you, as a Louisianian, were to find yourself in Houston and in the mood for a beignet, you'd be happy.

Houston and Austin for sure.

Texas

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

So, the game allows you to use a towel? Can we buy upgrades for the towel? Are there power-ups for the towel in-game?

So how is your franchise doing?

There's a (somewhat) interesting and sordid history between Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza. Specifically people suing the shit out of each other.