Gee. I wonder why they're so expensive... [cough]

Boston?

Milo Minderbinder was the most powerful man in the European Theater.

Are you sure that's a "pygmy" hippo? He looks like a regular one.

If Anne Frank had fallen in love with a handsome Nazi soldier, you basically have the plot of Pocahontas.

Oh, it's not like we claim them as being some sort of "native dish". I was just taking your original question at face value. However, they are perfectly authentic. If you, as a Louisianian, were to find yourself in Houston and in the mood for a beignet, you'd be happy.

Houston and Austin for sure.

Texas

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

Bum Phillips and Bud Adams die the same weekend?!? weird.

So, the game allows you to use a towel? Can we buy upgrades for the towel? Are there power-ups for the towel in-game?

So how is your franchise doing?

There's a (somewhat) interesting and sordid history between Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza. Specifically people suing the shit out of each other.

Jeez. She basically replaced her head with a different one. It would've been cheaper and easier for her to just get a puppet, and do the news that way.

I'll go you one better.

What? No Splatman? (Tim Burton Batman parody.)

Wait. He's mad at him - not for being a "cheat", but for being a snitch?