Um... So, their message is, "A nice girl wouldn't get sexually abused!" ?

Pfft. Taaka is like $12 for a Homewrecker-Class bottle.

True Story.

Yellow bellies are surprisingly good. I say surprisingly, because this is one of those beers (along with Schlitz, and Old Milwaukee) that you might have snuck a sip of out of a parent's plastic cup at a backyard barbecue when you were 6. At the time, this would have shocked your tiny system, and left you asking…

BMW drivers are the worst drivers in the world. It is known.

Allow me to quote the internets when I say, "Proof! or it didn't happen!"

"I cannot abide useless people."

If she'd just said something like, "Clearly, we need to better strive to solve this growing problem using the power of thinking with our minds," she'd have a future as a director of marketing for a major corporation.

wait... "Emma Way?" In muh way?

Stupidly aggressive. Feels overly entitled. Has zero regard for the laws of the road.

... and some guy on Reddit is going to start the "Angelina Jolie's Boobs*" meme in 3, 2, 1...

Before anybody jumps to conclusions, it is North Central Texas we're talking about here. He very well could have had that explosive device for perfectly legitimate duck-hunting purposes.