Sounds like a reboot waiting to happen... i can see the pitch now:

I loved the Dredd movie, but didn't it lose its ass at the box office?

Texans are happy that they are located so close to Hawaii.

The Romans gave the mob "spectacles" - gladiators, lions, whatnot. Nowadays, every city that's worth it's salt has at least one Colosseum of its very own in it.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Google Doodle of a boot stamping on a human face — forever."

http://www.nfl.com/

No, they shouldn't be named.

Subtle?

I'd like to do a quick survey of the pro- and anti-Pluto-as-planet people here. Two questions:

Bed Bath & Beyond.

Today's remarkable HD imagery makes it really easy to tell that the sword is plastic.

RLY.

HOLY SHIT!!! Jodie Foster is so big she covers half the Earth! She has to peek over the horizon to see us!!!