puleeeze.

Bradley Cooper reprises his role as the baby from The Hangover.

"Just try and relax while the Probulator® does its work..."

NOT IF OBAMA GETS HIS WAY!!!!

Why do you hate Jesus?

It works for other disciplines, too. Like geography, for example. We all are familiar with tiny island of Nantucket. But why? Rhymes is why.

It's like how everyone thinks that Walt Disney said, "Laughter is America's most important export," but as I understand it, the actual quote really went something sorta like, "The American Dream is all the negroes swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm." Or something like that.

How many is a brazilian?

Oh, sure... We need to weld a cover over that exhaust port, and there's a dianoga "problem", but this is the coolest. Don't take my word for it. Just ask alderaan.

The stripper will never see it coming.

How's this?

The "O" makes me feels funny.

Gravity is a manmade construct. Jesus could fly. He just chose not to.

Mezo-Americans weren't mentioned in the Bible, either. Only the very deluded would think they ever existed. Myths and legends - fostered by the liberal lamestream media to further their Blitzkrieg on Traditional American Christian Values.

"'Wobblie?!?' Where?!!!!" [throws grenade]

It's the BBC series, Merlin. (If you ever saw a guy in a red cape that you didn't recognize, he would be dead before the commercial break.)

"Of course. That goes without saying. Hey... Why would a question like that even occur to you? That sounds suspiciously like Wobblie talk. Not that I've ever heard of Wobblies."