Superstitious nonsense!

Yeah! It's 2014. It's high time we update the Redshirt meme to Redcapes.

Anything that makes you think of the Paranoia RPG is probably a good thing.

"Oh, no! A fourth bad guy! My one weakness!"

Made from over twenty species of animal! It's the particle board of meat product!

Made from over twenty species of animal! It's the particle board of meat product!

Keep sticking your head in the sand, Evolution Boy. One day you'll be walking through a field, and BAM! right there in front of you will be a panda wearing a watch and using its thumbs to eat a human eyeball and a banana - and then who'll be laughing?

"Dinosaurs." pfft. Evolutionist hogwash! Anybody with half a brain knows that the earth is only 6,000 years old. We've had written history for almost that long. Don't you think if there were ever "dinosaurs", someone would've mentioned it by now?

This is all Al Gore's fault!

WHY DO YOU HATE LONDON SO MUCH!!!! [chuckle]

My "hypothesis?" My hypothesis is that you own a lot of shitty, Swedish furniture, but you don't yet realize how shitty it is. Am I right?

My point is that all life is uncertain. We can no more speculate as to the continued well-being of London (or any city) in 2044, than we can as to whether or not I will be killed in a car accident tomorrow.

Does this count?

Wrong. IKEA is popular not for the "pride of ownership" that comes with assembling it yourself. IKEA is popular entirely because people rent apartments. If you rent, eventually you must move. IKEA furniture is almost completely disposable, and tossing something in a dumpster is much easier than moving it.

And here we see the fundamental difference between Dallas (that glob of red dots in the North) and Houston (one dot.)

Not at all. I love London. It's one of the world's great cities.

If Zombie Governor could personally eat the baby, I think that would tie things up nicely.... wait, a minute... that's not bad enough for TWD.

It could look like that in 20 years, or it could look like this. (You always hope for the best, but you just never know.)