Gee. I wonder why they're so expensive... [cough]

Breathe.... Breathe....

I'm from Houston. I know exactly the reasons for it, and they're 100% valid. Don't be so knee-jerk defensive.

"Man! My stinger is sore today."

Vagina Dentata tooth decay is serious.

Have you ever been to Kentucky? English would also seem to fulfill the foreign-language requirements.

Congratulations! Your squirming brood are fine.

I really like the show. My one real complaint (source of confusion?) is that I can't think of a single other show I've ever watched that has shown reruns during it's first season.

I found this one to be in poor taste.

"Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!! Grandpa's head got out again!"

Ooh! Alien eggs! Let's take one!

A wizard convinces some midgets that they've got to go throw a gold ring in a volcano, except it's not really a ring, it's the bad guy. Sort of.

Toadnami!!!

Thank you.

...and the straight to dvd, lower-budget rip-off, "Lizardtwister"

SyFy needs to quit beating around the bush, and give us "Sharknado vs Crocnado vs Machete-Wielding-Gorillanado!".

Heh... Is this Ricky Gervais' new show? "Carl Pilkington Gets to the Bottom of It!"