But it’s pronounced Throat-Warblersquay-ell (and it’s day-ed).

I think you’re thinking of Madonna and Sandra Bernhard. Or at least I am.

My moms family did! That was one of their protein sources during segregation.

“First off, it’s spelled sqerel.”

Yes I know. My auntie often reminisces about squirrel stew.

Clinton did not assault Monica, as far as I am aware, Monica has never said that.  At the time many many women found Bill Clinton extremely attractive, and many talked about how they had erotic dreams about him.

did he die after seeing his legacy disrespected by being put in water guns

Jacques’ is awesome. The girls who work there are super sweet, super strange, and super talented.

Thank you, I will definitely look into grips. Some of the reviews say that the kids complain about their hands hurting, but I assume that’s just the muscle fatigue/muscle building taking place.

“Eyes without a Face” is a classic. I rewatched that one a few weeks ago. So eeries, and so very sad.

Only fitting that he has a chest piece that reads Never Mind

I don’t like fall. This summer-loving girl will never chirp the praises of Pumpkin Spice lattes (too many calories!), wool sweaters (itchy!) or cool days (depressing!). That said, with October around the corner, I am practically giddy with excitement over the annual Jez spooky story-a-thon. I will plan my social life…

Oh good lord. I found (and watched...ugh, being a kid is weird) my dad’s porn (which was on Beta and was shoved in a file cabinet titled “Skin Flick”) but never saw him watching it. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

I’ve always kinda wanted that sculpture in my house.

Omg! My grandmother had a porcelain one that was a dick on one side & the Virgin Mary on the other! She just left it out like nbd.

Jezebel definition of “Trolls”: Anyone who disagrees.

And that makes the kid a murderer? Sorry, but I think the speculation about Burke is really cruel.

That cardigan is amazing.

Not sure how you arrived at that, but it’s brilliant

YOU MONSTER