But post-Dragon Blood I don’t think anyone would still refer to Charlie Sheen as a ‘family man’

Yeah, but can she hope to fill the shoes of two-time Super Bowl halftime performers, Up With People?

The cops sign up for this, they weren’t drafted against their will.

Isn’t this true of all origin stories though? Spider-Man didn’t ask to be bitten by a spider. Wolverine was experimented on, as was Deadpool. Superman’s planet died and he was exiled to Iowa - what’s worse than that?

Thank you. I am so sick of everyone parading her around like some fucking hero to the cause. She’s a criminal and a traitor and now she gets a free procedure that so many law-abiding trans individuals cannot afford. The only good thing about this news is that maybe we can finally stop hearing from her now.

Seriously! Some of us live in places where shit like that not out of the ordinary, and have reason to raise an eyebrow at morbid Midwestern circle-jerks.

They weren’t laughing at anyone’s misfortune. They were commenting on the irony of the tradition of leaving on a porch light, which to an outsider frankly seems unusual.

.....(narrows eyes).......okay, but....is that LITERALLY leaving your porch light on for him, or just thinking about him every day when you turn on your light?