I think the IRS would also be considered “ghouls” in that they are hideous to regular people, and clearly have no problem grave robbing and feeding off of the dead. The greed is repugnant.

That's my favorite Steely Dan song.

I mean, topic sentences, people. I learned this in high school English.

I like Pete. He seems like a good dude and all. But he’s not proclaiming any kind of new ideas here. And also, his statements and any potential beef arising from it could potentially be a major point on his wiki page whereas it’ll only be a bullet point at the bottom of Chevy’s.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

I think Pete’s last SNL episode should be called The Caves of Ariana Grande.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Are you so deluded that you think investors should be willing to take a loss just because it might affect you in some way?

Interesting to see the comments still in the grays (with the most stars, no less)

Bold move, Kate, David, and Laura - respect.

Spidey sense, he could feel it happening before it did.

With the investigation having been since October and being more or less done aside from lab results, it seems like police must have talked to him, and everything I’ve heard suggests WWE didn’t know until yesterday.

I have been wondering where the heck Large Cass is. It feels like it’s been long enough since his injury that he should be close to returning. I am thinking a surprise Rumble entrant.

Man, the Cruiserweight division is legit cursed. Also the fact that Enzo didn’t notify WWE about the investigation is insane, although the dude didn’t seem to be the smartest person in the room to begin with.

Some of the people on the list may think Woody Allen is innocent, just as others who have worked with him, like Firth, likely think he’s guilty.