Frankly, great. I love Dwayne Johnson and his success, but I want him to show up to face Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania in LA and box office fiasco helps that happen. Be the head of the table, Rock!

I think the problems started here:

I thought the Cheese-wizz joke was hilarious. People can re-evaluate it all they want, but I can’t take back that it cracked me up in the movie theater.

That also fit the comic mythology, which says that Asgardians can kick ass whatever they look like. Renenber this guy?

Sand. It gets everywhere.

Lame. Optimus has to have a detachable trailer that transforms into a remote base with a missile launcher and Roller and that you can’t explain where it goes when a base with a missile launcher and scout drone would be inconvenient.

“Gutsen Glory? A little on the nose, don’t you think?” -Victor von Doom

“Honey, I’m just going out to Toshi station to pick up some power converters.”

Read more: why does every paragraph end with a hyperlinked sentence that repeats the last sentence of the paragraph followed by the words “read more”? This is bad.

I don’t think I could make it work, but sounds like you could!

LOL. Burry?

That Wookie Jedi kind of looks like an idiot. I get it, every species can have Jedi. But some really don’t need it. Wookies can kill Jedi and Sith just by being Wookies. They don’t need laser swords and mind tricks. Some things that don’t need to be Jedi are Wookies, Mandalorians, Droids and Sarlaacs.

Yeah. You can buy really good bikes from manufacturers like Schwinn that are stable, durable, easy to maintain, cheap and what you see at most gyms or spin studios. Then you can use your home Internet and devices to mix and match classes and entertainments for your workouts. You definitely don’t have to use Peloton’s…

Spin bikes are great, spin class is fun but, the bikes don’t have to be expensive and we had one in our apartment for awhile and got great workouts just, you know, playing our music and switching positions and resistance a lot.

Nope, sorry Tusken Raiders. Team Schmi here.

Pure Millerverse Batman -- locked in an unending game of “fuck, marry, kill” Superman.

Yes, It’s a high class problem. But if he’s going to use his wealth to make art that’s important to him, well... It sure beats buying tickets on the Bezos spaceships.

“All I can say is I am really, really glad that they remembered that Original Trilogy Boba was a jobber...”

Admit the truth, Rob. Tatooine doesn’t bother you. You don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I was very into the Marvel vs. DC miniseries from the 90s. Still can’t believe they put Aquaman over the Submariner, but Wolverine gutted that Lobo clown and Spidey beat Super-Boy. Also, we got that Wonder Woman/Thor combo.