100 skeeball tickets will get a you a pixy stick or you can be like me, save them for two years, then get that Bart Simpson water bottle you’ve been eyeing along with an eraser and some shitty plastic toy cars. Squeaky hammer, perhaps, too.

Pokemon cards are literally the only thing in the world of real value. That and pocket lint. You can turn pocket lint into towels and Pokemon cards can be used for anything. They taste great as a tortilla chip substitute in nachos and if you practice hard with them, you can use them to kill a man.

All currencies are a construct of human perception. The value of gold, paper money, this lint I have in my pocket, it’s all relative in value to what we can (for the most part) agree on. Bitcoin is no different. Its more abstract and newer therefore harder to establish consistency and uniformily agreed upon value… I…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

I dunno, I mean, the Katie Vick angle did have HHH fuck a mannequin in a funeral home dressed as Kane...

I was thinking of an event in the same story line: the Higher Power. So much build up and who is it revealed to be the next week? Vince McMahon. And don’t forget when Stephanie was kidnapped from her wedding to Test, by HHH, and the married to HHH while she passed out. Or what that what actually happened in real life?

I do think this got blown a bit out of proportion during the election. Trump PROBABLY wasn’t watching and just heard something about Vince dying.

Trump just says what everyday regular coal-minin’ ‘Mericans are thinkin’.

And our current President feared Vince had actually been killed.

Capt Panaka. Star Wars black version of StarTreks Yeoman Smith except he lived through all his away missions.

10. Lando Calrissian

Fun fact: Pro wrestling isn’t real. Except for Donald Trump. Who called Linda McMahon to console her when Vince McMahon was “blown up” in his limo during a WWE show.

I do find it hard to believe that it’s so hard to just give the table to a walk-in.
Scenario 1: It’s a cheap restaurant, so not showing up doesn’t mean that a whole lot of prep has been wasted.
Scenario 2: It’s a fancy expensive restaurant, so any free table should be gobbled up by any last-minute type person that calls…

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

nah

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

If women can breast feed in public, I can piss into a cup. Same fucking principle. You expel fluid into a waiting receptacle.