implies objective truths where there are none

Man, I really hope you got paid for that comment.

What the fuck is happening

I just cannot stop laughing at this thing.

So who got snubbed this year? The lighthouse? Adam Sandler and the Uncut Gems gang? Lupita Nyongo?

It’s like they’re still trying to make up for not nominating Dark Knight so many years ago.

What are the odds Parasite can win Foreign and overall Best Picture? Slim to none? It’s a shoe-in for Foreign, but my money on overall picture is 1917 or Irishman.

The Academy’s 2020 resolution should be to see more than seven movies.

I’ve tried for years. I’ve got nothing. I am unable to explain either Ricky Gervais or Russell Brand. Yet they both still make a living “entertaining” people somehow.

Someone please explain to me the appeal of Ricky Gervais. People have tried for me in the past but I still just don’t get it. Since when did “cringe inducing” become “funny”?

Thanks for clarifying, Ricky.

To quote a great movie: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Exact same.

Not usually a huge fan, but I like this one.

Deadspin had an editor’s note apologizing for the videos and saying they are a mandate from the business side.

There should be a new traffic law in Omaha: Hit this rock, lose your license. No arguments.

Just throw it long to Moss. That was the dope shit.

So ... you were totally into the idea of Nixon sending thousands of young Americans to Vietnam to fight without a formal declaration of war? 58,220 kids who never came home? Good to know.

The Vietnam War should have been protested even more vigorously than it was. Even the politicians responsible for the policy decisions that led to American troops on the ground, and the subsequent build-up and abject failure, have admitted what a mistake it was.  They should have been prosecuted for war crimes.  Read…

Dude “just asking questions” about anti-conservative bias cant’t spell ideology right. Yup. Checks out.