I wouldn’t rule her out of having some tackling ability

Found Jay Leno’s account.

This is some peak “Whatever fits the narrative” shit.

TFW you’re a rich white man trying to use the War on Drugs to troll someone, and you remember your wife is black.

That’s what I say every time I get the unlimited buffet at Golden Corral. 

Imagine doing the right thing and people write articles about you titled “you didn’t not do the right thing”.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

he plans to travel the world, and once the love for the game waned, it sounds like he wanted to step away. So, he did.

What did I just read?! Is this literally an article about the Sarasota County Sheriff’s dept. app recommendations? Where am I!?

Yeah, they list a few dating apps, but all dating apps have the same problem. Keeping badoo off your phone won’t help you. 

Wait, this is actually happening?!

haha no, I got it...I just don’t “get it”.

You ok?

Marc Maron thinking someone else is getting more credit than they deserve? Well I never!

You can not care about the story, but care that it’s being reported on and talked about so heavily. Which is what OP is doing here.

Dude what is up with that trade? A signed practice helmet!?!? 

A friend of mine got a picture with them at this Comicon (the paid kind) and it makes me very sad. That’s all.

This kind of stuff always reminds me of how weird auctions are. Or rather, how we do them.

Someone please hug me...please. 

But if they’re female then they may not be able to work anywhere else.