While you’re right about me being facetious, I sincerely appreciate the sincerity!

Thoughts on the sketches that aren’t coming back for the reboot:

So I met a woman in November 1993 and we hit it off rather quickly. I’d been recording Animaniacs each day on the VCR and watching after work. I told her about it and she was excited to finally see it. So she came over one day and I played that day’s episode for her, sight unseen. Turns out it was the one with all the…

Sure, let’s be humble winners. Let’s acknowledge that this victory is no vindication of centrism, that we owe this outcome to a lot of people who voted for Biden because they hate Trump, not because they wanted Biden, that Biden now has 4 years to actually earn their support, or we’ll have another Trump situation on…

Dude’s TV show has been off the air for 16 years.* We’re as distant from Chappelle’s Show as Chappelle’s Show was from Magnum PI or Battle of the Network Stars. I’m not surprised that the guy’s schtick is dated, nearly 20 years after his moment in the sun. I’m also not surprised that members of my generation are…

Chappelle is excellent on race but he sucks on just about everything else. Sometimes he’s Richard Pryor and the rest of the time he’s Andrew Dice Clay.

his bitch ass never got over being called out for shitting on trans people and he cries about it in front of every camera thirsty enough to point itself at him

Kenan Thompson. And they never make any reference or acknowledgement about his race.

‘This was an original thinker and master storyteller speaking his way through to the heart of the public discourse—and diagnosing our shared disease.’

“The sentiment is not facile, even if the cynical and election-battered, Trump- and GOP-abused among us automatically try to spin it into something greeting-card simple and rosy.” Here’s the thing: when he goes into lengthy-serious-monologue mode, Dave Chappelle actually is that greeting-card simple and rosy. He just…

The best way to watch SNL is the YouTube clips. Skip the monologue circle jerk, the ponderous political cold open, and the music acts. You can burn through an entire episode in about 15 minutes. 

They need to recast Trump as an actual child.

Not gonna lie. Jim Carrey unexpectedly (for me) going back to the Ace Ventura well to drop possibly the greatest “loooo-oooo-seeeer...” in the history of America (so far)... well, I’m not gonna complain, and I’m gonna whoopand clap in my apartment while breaking out the good liquor...

Chappelle’s monologue was... seriously mixed for me.

so like can we get the names of the peer reviewed articles you published about your well-designed studies on the subject? or maybe the name of the institution where you received your advanced degree(s) in psychology? or are you just telling other people their experiences of reality are less valid than your experiences…

except that it’s not. chill.

There is something that this white guy can do about it. Support one of them for speaker. Because Pelosi has been milquetoast and I except her to pull the same look forward not back BS she did back in 2006.

Are the anime body pillows provided by the hotel or is it BYOABP? 

I mean, this is the late-stage capitalist nightmare we live in.

Agreed. He is not Nobuo Uematsu, and that’s a good thing. I think Soken is exactly what the Final Fantasy franchise needs now. I will always love when Nobuo comes in to compose a theme here or there to shoot an arrow straight into my heart, but Soken is just a driving fire of inspiration and energy now. I love it!