/Trollface

Why stop at 9? In Cape Town, this baby will fit about 25!

I'm assuming the next project is a MiG-25? Mach 3.2 "with significant risk of damage to the engines". Sounds Russian to me!

He Xaus'ed it!

Louvres on an Foxbody? 80s and awesome and a bit silly, but fun (and racecar). But the front? Looks like a Tempo.

...poetic justice?

You can buy stock in Class B?! Is that anything like Group B? Why didn't my broker tell me about this?!?!?

Also, know what little bitches say? "You're soooo going to jail!" Also; are really homophobic. A couple cracks to the jaw are in order, but then you call an ambulance, not the police.

Jaguar; its from Europe. You know, where the History is from.

Never fuck with another man's automobile. You just don't do it.

"Yeeeah, I got your mediocrity right here, pal!"

Does "ugly" count as a design element? It seems to be purposefully built into every Subaru.

Need I say more? Cougar for #1 or I quit Jalopnik!

If anybody wants a palette cleanser of awesome music that also involves blowing up cars, here's some Plasmatics. Wendy O William would kill and eat Lady Gaga. Possibly keeping some thigh cutlets in her fridge for when she gets hungry later.

Oh no, a Hybrid?! That looks terrible?

/obligatory

No, its not flashy, fast, green, or, you know, safe. BUT using modern manufacturing technology to give the joys of car ownership to an entirely new group of people at an insanely low price point?

Seeing a lot of 4-stroke exhausts, but what about the craftmanship inherent in two-stroke exhausts with expansion chambers?

Inboard pushrod suspension. Nothing cooler, really. Unsprung weight is the disease, and they are the cure.