Absolutely. That could be in the Guggenheim. SHOULD be in the Guggenheim.

Pink Yaris of Shame. 3 month sentence.

Toyota, PLEASE make this in old-school 80s brown/bronze. Pinstripe optional.

That's a swell truck, by golly!

Slow?!

/Obligatory

The supercharged ones are surprisingly quick, too. They make awesome road-trip cars with 4 people.

Can I interest you in a a half-baked mid-engined sports-car with a 4-speed manual, a pushrod V6, iffy-handling, no cargo room, and a predilection for self-immolation? Did I mention its a PONTIAC?!

Suzuki wears a lot of frumpy clothes, and kind of seems clingy to Toyota and Honda, but never really fits their style somehow. But there is something...racy about her.

Re: booth babes; pics or it didn't happen.

Meanwhile, 85 years ago...

...maybe she swings both ways?

Subaru.

As always, the answer is Miata.

Holy carburetors batman! Ok, you may have persuaded me.

re: insurance, they pay for at-fault collisions because we all make mistakes. Not often, but it happens, and we know it happens. Maybe you were distracted with work. Maybe you let your tires go 10k too many miles. Who knows, but people fuck up. So we spread the cost out over the length of an insurance policy, so when…

Slant-6 Charger? Do not want.

I'm with you mate. But I'm a sucker for late 80s/early 90s design language.

"Translation: Thanks Jalopnik, keep talking about GM's awesome cars!"