Errrr...whoops. Right.

Here's an easy game you play at home, called "Is it a muscle car?" First, you count the number of doors on the car. Is it 2? Good, keep playing! Next, check under the hood. How man cylinders are there? 6? BEEEEEEEP. Too bad, looks like the car you're looking at isn't a muscle car! But, thanks for playing!

Its a corvette that looks like a new corvette. Pretty sure it not a massive breach of brand loyalty.

It actually looks very C4 to me. Which is fine by me, I love that generation. The sheet metal just makes it look small and light, both good things for a new 'vette!

Me likey!

Not totally modern, but I'm lusting over this car NOW; I can only imagine it would be more lust-worthy in 50 years!

You can, but I'd be wary of displaying them in Illinois.

That sounds like an amazing trip. Make it happen! Subaru + polar bears = fun.

Yes yes yes. Double points because Fiero.

#COTD

Nope, its a Torquemada meter, actually. What a show!

Looks like a fun trip, but I'd rather be doing it in a poor-man's Land Rover :)

"Tonight at 9 on KWTF Exclusive Eye-Face Report: Do you know every car a manufacture makes? This shocking footage my surprise you!"

Yes, its perfectly fine then. There's also a word for it. Fascism.

Boooooooo. And the new 9-3 looks so much like my favorite Saab...

"Democracy? Awesome, let's keep it. Wine and olive oil? Of course! Slaves? Uhhh...let's see how long we can get away with that. Pederasty? I'm going to go with no."

Well kid, America got humanity pretty far. Care to take it from here?

That woman definitely contributes more to Global Warming with her giant fat ass than any truck.