Its a simple 4 word phrase, yet it will keep you out of so much trouble.

"I got your luxury crossover right here, buddy!"

Hehehehe

"Proof that two middle-aged, out of shape, slightly drunk men from Britain can drive to the Arctic in complete comfort."

Same age, first car was a Mercury Sable, followed by two Impreza wagons. Millenials have good taste in cars.

I've got an 8-speed, too.

All things considered, Fukushima Daiichi would have been safer if it was on a giant nuclear barge floating just offshore.

I fully support this decision. Some my earliest hooning memories were in an old 5.0 Foxbody.

Those old Bentley's are nuts. Supercharged 4.5 liter 4-cylinders and crazy things like that...

Gas powered pogo stick.

Wark?

Chocobos, errr, I mean, Ostriches.

New life goal; I don't want to die without my genitals.

::droooool::

Oh man, I LOVE those cars. Lucky you, treat her well so I can buy her when you trade her in :)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

At moment of Clarinet music: "AHHH! That's my car!"

+1, just get a good rainsuit. MCs are fine in the rain, just don't go trying to drag a knee and you'll be fine.