Yeah, its got a Hemi. No, I don't know what that means. Yes, I will drive it at 54 mph in the left lane with my blinker on for 40 miles.

And its 100% douchier cousin, the reverse trike.

Super luxury hot-rodded SUVs.

The French are also, I believe, limited to 100 hp in their sport bikes. *100 hp*!

I meant progressive politically.

Subaru <3 women drivers. And gay drivers. It'd be a good move on their part to continue setting itself apart as the "Progressive" automaker. Especially since their styling has moved from "quirky lovable ugly duckling" to "is that a Corolla? No, its a civic. No, its a Chevy. Whatever, I don't care."

What the hell is wrong with the T-top ones?! Plus bad paint, plus unfinished, plus automatic...easy CP.

Afterwards, the tank suddenly lost interest in the war and drove back home at 6 am.

O HAI

It was the asshat, in the back seat, with the stripper!

A classic for a reason.

Ragtag customized commercial vehicles providing cover fire for a Rebellion, you say?

Reminds me of "Moon" for some reason.

Seriously though; a gun nut with an automatic Porsche? This guy must be hung like a mosquito.

"That's easy: horseless carriages. Pipe dreams championed by Eastern Industrialists who imbibe way too much fine French wine. They won't be practical for at least another 250 years (assuming the Good Lord doesn't return for the rapture)."

"Buy American - Because fuck other countries." - ABC news

I'll just leave this here...

Holy crap, great read. I knew a kid like that, too.

And, ok, so she isn't a icon yet. Give her 5 seasons. She will be.