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Despitetheinstructionskinjadoesntallowdasheseither
despitetheinstructionskinjadoesntallowdasheseither

Hi Dan—

aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

As far as we know, the 1976 victim was one of those compensated as a result of the settlements that started in 2012. Or, at least, Penn State is not denying that the 1976 victim is amongst those.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

It says right under it!

There is only one rule when it comes to buying a car that matters, never buy a car at dusk, every car looks great at dusk.

Those rude people cant whip up millions of people into a frenzy to start threatening to kill entire families. She is not a typical woman.

Based on this logic, shouldn’t Justin Timberlake or Janet Jackson be charged with 320 million counts of indecent exposure?

Fucking Americans

May I present the Honorable Senator and Mrs. Osborn-Kardashian...

Damn. I’m glad I was in high school 20 years ago. We’d all be locked up in Guantanamo these days for half the shit we used to pull.

I love how #1 and #81 happen to be the only players in the front row that aren’t shouldn’t to shoulder. Just wide enough of a gap to see the groin of the guy behind them!

cheap, but effective

Right? Third girl from the right knows what’s up!

“What do you mean don’t use them? How are we supposed to, I mean who will watch... Oh, blocks. I thought you meant bl-”

If you can show me where I have written anything positive about Democrats, ever, I will eat my own shirt.

One thing you left out: The straw that broke the camel’s back for her at HP was the acquisition of Autonomy, a spin off from Iron Mountain, who make the Connected Backup software and pretty much nothing else. Truly her baby, she planned to use this to get HP out of the PC business (you know, their most successful