Angelica -

Hit ‘em with the maestro —

Ah, the drunken foot race. Nobody wins.

The love the way she runs: arms out, angled down 45 degrees, waving fore and aft in the breeze.

But Manziel kinda has a point. That was fairly spineless and slimy of Burge, who coincidentally has never won the Heisman or been a 1st round pick, but has no trouble propping up his Twitter feed dumping on a kid who already has the sports world dog piling on him.

Johnny Carson once said that if you took the vulgarity out of Eddie Murphy’s act you’d have about 5 minutes of material (which is about what he did on the Tonight Show). Almost an entire set of race jokes is about the same: just gets tired after a while. But its a safe bet, because if people don’t think its funny, you…

Wow. Completely just told one side of the story. This guy also has video of the incident where Schumer is rude to him and asks him to delete the video. His vid was posted on most [reputable] news sites along with hers.

Lynching is a Southern thing. Texas is not the south. Most of Texas doesn’t have a lot of trees, so we shoot people here. Expediency you know.

Interesting article. You spend most of your time disparaging Schilling and calling him and his “followers” crazy to suspect that ESPN purposely edited him out. And then you write this:

That was insensitive? Enough to get a guy fired?

Using the term “WASP” is racist as hell, btw.

“Yea, because, like, their car isn’t really doing anything particularly interesting. You know, because, the term ‘autopilot’ is entirely deceptive. Now, THE VOLVO car, that lives in Canada, and is coming out next year, will be a LEVEL 4 AUTONOMOUS car, and she would have come down for my birthday, but her modeling…

Oh my. So much lack of knowledge...

Not quite.

The Eagles, not to be outdone by the morons in DC who completely fucked up the gift that was RGIII, managed to also reverse-Gump their way out of a solid QB.

It looks as if Johnny Football has a serious case of Affluenza.

Green handled that well. He put the guy in his place without insult or anger. Respect.

Meh, actually, its because he plays for the Texans. We have no offense, and our defense is disjointed and rudderless. He looks great in contrast. But if he played for a team with a solid D, he wouldn’t be that big of deal. And the idiotic showboating wouldn’t go over near as well. I wonder if Mark Gastineau has called…

I dunno. If he gets a look at her ex, he might break it off.