Ha. I was going to ask if we are coworkers because you perfectly describe my office. Micro-aggressions and horizontal violence ftw.

Whatever you call her, you can’t call her stupid. Get that money, honey.

Beyonce rented a yacht for the day in Miami which included my good yacht captain friend. She let him call her ‘B’.

We have 5 gyms in my little town. All the Pokemon Go players take turns controlling the gyms. Since we all battle at different times per day, we all take turns claiming the 5 gyms and then cashing in for the coins. I wish we could leave graffiti or notes at the gyms, but I can understand how that could get out of…

Those are gorgeous! I live in south Florida and we’ve attempted to grow tomatoes, but they don’t taste anywhere near delicious like I used to have as a kid in Pennsylvania. On the plus side though, we’ve had 3 amazingly sweet pineapples this year, two mangoes from our finally producing 6 year old tree, and our dragon…

Roaches are actually a tropical family of insects. They’ve managed to survive up north because nearly every building is heated to comfortable temperatures that allows them to overwinter. P. americana prefers to live outside actually in the South (but will come inside every once in a while). I’m not victim blaming, but…

I hope you win a Pulitzer for this.

:( Ditto

Miami used to have a robust mosquito control, but the county slowly but persistently kept cutting their funding. It went from 40 full-time staff to 4. This outbreak is one we know of because CDC has been so diligent about following up on suspect cases. If Dade county had its way, no one would be tested for the virus…

I immediately sent this photo to our PR coordinator.

This happens a lot in the invert world. Someone will have “discovered” a new species via genetic analysis, and really it looks identical to another species. But we call them sub-species or part of the “species complex” because they may live in a different geographical area than the originally found species. It…

We don’t have it in my city. They arrested the two Uber drivers we did have for operating a taxi without a taxi cert.

I read “Chyna” and thought you meant that lovely WWE wrestler woman...but then remembered she died in April so you were obviously not referencing her baby bump. And now I think I’ll be morose for the rest of the day.

My husband drove a ‘00 Merc Grand Marquis when I first met him; a total lady boner killer. I fell in love with him because he fixed it and my own POS car everytime they broke down. Fixing cars- that's hot.

I’m seeing Ghostbusters this weekend even though it’s a 3 hour drive to the closest theatre because 1)I loved the originals, and 2) “...there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women” which means I’m gonna go spend my $$ and time supporting these brilliant and hilarious women.

I watched the first season for Christian Slater, but I don't know how they will fit him back into second season (other than flashbacks), so I don't want to watch it anymore.

I met her in person. She naturally glows...like an ANGEL.

Martha, you are breaking my heart. Not only did I put in 50 hours last week in the sweltering South Florida sun, but I also managed to find time to cut old conch shells with a tile saw to make a beautiful beachy design in my freshly poured concrete walkway. I’ll just assume she was talking about the other millenials.

Mccarthy’s dress looks like a 6 year old’s Easter dress.

The commercial for this show is also completely unwatchable. “I think...blah blah blah, I think....blah blah blah.” Who is this boring old white man and why should I care about his opinion on anything? I anticipated the show is just him shaking his walking cane and shouting angrily. From Bobby’s review, it sounds like…