I heard your story as a listener tale on Morbid!

I think you meant to write “tolerate” instead of “justify” in that first paragraph. It doesn’t really make sense the way you wrote it. 

Yeah, seems about right. 

Unfortunately, I live about 100 miles from the closest Walmart, Target, Petco, etc. Amazon is a life saver for me. 

Oh man. I had the misfortune of having a yeast infection over Christmas, so I was extra cranky and irritable. My uncle is a typical hypocritical conservative “Christian” who was always forwarding ridiculous racist anti-Obama emails. He mentioned one of these hilarious /s emails during Christmas dinner and I just…

My parents insisted they were too poor to buy my sister and I American Girl dolls when we were in elementary school, but now they get to feel like good grandparents buying my 5 year old niece a doll and their 2 year old godchild a Bitty Baby. Yeah, I guess I’m a little bitter. 

This would be great. OB office had no trouble giving me the Rhogam shot, like, a thousand times, but I had to go to Walgreens to get flu shot and Tdap.

I got my flu shot yesterday...and a $10 Publix giftcard! I mean, I feel good about protecting my own health as well as the health of the public, but $10 is $10.

My family had a bunch of my cousins over for a sleepover (about 7 of us total). My sis and I had just gotten a Ouija board for xmas, so we all decided to play in a darkened bedroom. Little did they know, I had tied clear fishing line to the planchette and kept the other end in my hand in my lap. We all lightly put a…

I think you missed the point, Joan.

I have a baby k’tan wrap, and I love it. Super user friendly and baby always feels secure. I think there’s a steep learning curve with the sling wrap so that I never felt too comfortable using it. We got a baby bjorn structured carrier that my husband uses, but I don’t know if it’s really worth the cost.

Congrats! I remember commenting to you when I was still pregnant and you were still trying. My baby is 4 months now, and the light of both her parents’ lives. For me, my little babe is an extension of my heart so I am bursting with love when I see my husband playing and doting on her. We rarely have time alone…

That sounds like a hoot! 

I haven’t ever really had a good birthday. It always seems to fall on a Tuesday or Wednesday. The weather is always super shitty (blizzards, ice rain, etc). But one year when I was a few months into my first adult job in Florida and living alone, my sis flew to visit and we went to Disney World together. It was truly…

I honestly feel privileged to get to see this in my lifetime. She looks so effortlessly amazing.

My rib recipe: rub with Salt Lick dry rub. I use a bottle of beer (usually some gross IPA some hipster leaves at my house), a tsp. of liquid smoke and Worcestershire sauce in the liquid in the bottom of the Instapot. Broil it up with some delicious Stubbs bbq sauce and voila. 

Lol. Someone is complaining about bunny poop? That is the least offensive poop of any pet animal. 

How does someone like this still have a license to practice medicine? Isn’t it frowned upon in the medical community to spout alternative facts such as the existence of reversible abortions without published evidence to back it up? 

The 17 year old cat I foster suffers from this: https://www.cathealth.com/cat-health/neurological/2304-sound-related-seizures-in-cats

I haven’t worn socks that weren’t from Costco in at least 15 years.