So you’re saying send vats of lube to the Harlem UPS store, c/o Doogie. I’m on it!

Kind of an off-topic question since he wasn’t dressed as Amy Winehouse and instead displayed her as a corpse.

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

kinda makes me nostalgic for that swamp they drained - that, at least, had denizens from this plane of existence.

Antoni is the human version of a cupcake and he’s perfect. Also I hope Netflix puts out a blog detailing Karamo’s style so we can get our hands on some similar jackets. They’re probably not affordable but a boy can dream.

Everything Neil wrote — from the initial tweet to the response — was absolute garbage, including using his kid as a shield for his own opinions.

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

“Meek and mild”

As long as the attacks on women and minorities continue, I’m not going to be civil about anything.

I’m so furious she (was made) to apologize. Now I kind of want her to leave TBS. Can HBO pick her up and have her follow Jon Oliver? I’d renew my HBO subscription for that.

No “end of story.” Unless your ancestry is 100% Native American, your ancestors are immigrants. Did every single one of them check every box and do everything legally? You can’t guarantee that they did. But now that you’re a citizen and your family members are citizens, it’s all moral superiority—“the dude was…

Missouri, y’all.

The Good Place is the one current blaring exception. Superstore is solid too...

(James Corden), flown in to provide comic relief

and Breyer ... of course Breyer ... who could forget Breyer??

Jesus built his whole reputation on humanizing the other. All that stuff about washing lepers’ feet and associating with “fallen woman” Mary Magdalene and “whatsoever you do unto the least among you, you also do unto me” was, to quote Nathan Arizona, his whole goddamn ray-zon dettra.

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

RPattz has aged like a fine ass wine. I’m still mad that him and FKA Twigs broke up.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.