“How is the install of RealEmotions v2.1 going with the press secretary?”

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

Same advice to marrieds: do stuff alone! Being alone and doing things solo isn’t weird, whether it’s temporary or permanent. There would probably be less an “us v them” if marrieds and singles were all just going about their day the same.

Ask her nicely?

Early reports not looking good? No shit, fuckface.

Ok, I always assumed Hailey Baldwin was Alec’s daughter until you just wrote this but now seeing that she’s actually Stephen’s makes me feel justified about my (ir)rational dislike of her.

Best part, he doesn’t mind foreigners when they pay:

I LOVE Superstore. This season was so good!!

Superstore is still pretty great, boring ass love storyline notwithstanding! And all seasons are on Hulu right now, so it’s perfect binge-watching time!

Counterpoint: I would gladly eat Antoni’s 3-ingredient “salads” and grilled cheese every day, but that’s because I eat like a posh toddler.

Even if undeniable evidence came out that 45 himself actually performed the abortion on a love-fetus from an affair and consumed it with a bucket of fried chicken, half of his supporters would scream FAKE NEWS and the other half would find some contorted rationalization that he’s still the one that Gawd and Jeebus…

Yeah, this is the same work ethic Madonna has too. I know people like to bust on them, but these ladies worked their fucking asses off.

“We thought you were a stallion!”

I went to a live taping of this. I’ve been to a decent amount of TV tappings, and Sarah Silverman by far seemed to be having the most fun.

😭😭😭 I will miss these two Jewesses something fierce.

Fucking thank you! Mocking someone’s accent is the lowest, laziest, but still very bigoted way to insult someone. There are so many other substantive things to mock Melania for, FFS!!

I work for a technology company that employs a large number of H-1B visa holders. My team handles all the visa applications, with the help of outside immigration counsel. The majority of our H-1B visa holders are Indian nationals. In the time since the Cheeto with the Pomeranian on its head took office, the WH…