Are you actually my husband commenting? Because you sound just like him. He still thinks it would be awesome to get a boxer and name her Barbara.

I got to the part where I saw the current CEO came from Urban Outfitters and my brain went “Welp this is all we need to know about why it sucks now”.

That sounds vaguely familiar to me. But it’s also possible that it reminds me of Greek mythology.

Look, you wanna smuggle some heavy narcotics across borders, that’s your business. I am not here to judge your life. We’ve all been there.

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YES BUT WHERE IS BCO

This story could’ve happened at my old Starbucks, it sounded so familiar. Anyone who has worked at Starbucks has met a caramel fiend. They are the same every where- always leaning over the counter and hissing about more caramel. And they always have a creepy gleam in their eyes. I remember taking the top off the…

This comment is everything wrong with America.

Because form and context matter.

I actually e-mailed her back to thank her for submitting a long, entertaining post that barely needed any editing. I think I made one edit to that thing.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

was the tattoo on her neck?

Now that is both shiny AND chrome. Witness them!

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

Dads, having more kids will not increase your dadness. You have a fixed amount of dad, and you have to dad it equally among all your kids. Just dad a small daddable group of kids, and each kid will get more dad. That’s just sensible dadmath.

Could only make it through the first couple paragraphs before I rage stroked

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

Okay first off I am trans and second I don’t think you are a bigot. Here is the thing. Caitlyn Jenner will not ever be a cisgender woman. You are right. She will always be a transwoman. There are different ways of being a woman, or being a man. See it’s not just the ‘transition’ part that makes you a trans woman or in…

@LolaLane: Someone gave my ex a Ped Egg for his birthday, and he used it. That was when I knew he wasn't for me.