If it’s a Pitbull She should name it Brad...
you know... For Brad Pitt.
#Punny

Pinupgirlclothing is problematic AF.

OMG YAAASSS..

Good God, That last one about the caramel frapps gave me severe PTSD...

Guys, I want to rage so hard.

Jesus Christ.

I’m from San Diego, I listen to “The Show” on rock 105.3. Tell me why I heard this in Eddie’s voice with Thor chiming in?

OMG, I got quite a bit of sass from lady who was upset that I didn’t keep the window thing up so SHE could see out and SHE could enjoy the view... I was like Bishh, next time don’t get a middle seat.

Totally read that in “Preview Voice Guy”... yeah, you know what I’m talking about.

#Truth

ummm cheesecake factory should see this too.

I tasted their Smores cheesecake once... I got Diabeetus.

My sister pronounces it “Chip-oat-less”

It’s for the bride who wants to rock the Spice Girls girl power era on her wedding day.

YASSSSSSS! I had to cover my mouth to stop from laughing out loud at work.

I seriously got upset reading that last entry... Holy fuck people are assholes.

I can definitely understand where you're coming from. I married my boyfriend of 4 years, a year ago and its been hell. He has all these unspoken standards of me that I didn't even know about before we got married, showed absolutely no sign of it during the four years prior to getting married. The fun fact is, is that…