This is some sick shit, Kate.

At first I'm like 50 women, most of them single? Then I heard about the cuts. It's going to be 38 males with Ginger and the Millionaire's wife. :(

She is the hot girlfriend I don't want my friends to meet ever.

Suck it Boyhood! 12 years of filming is cool, but the movie sucked balls.

Jesus H. Christ: Uh, no thanks.

There's only one true Queen and it's Queen Bey.

Is it really racist tho? I mean it's goddamn delicious food, and soul food is just as important to represent black history month.

Is it just Gawker that will caption the headline 'DUMBASS DOG CAN'T PICK UP FRISBEE OR A CLUE'?

Obama was raised by his mother shown here:

Now I know! Thank you.

Oh, man. I was mad struck when I hear L died. One of the greatest freestyle emcee from the good days of hiphop.

Sadist dad. I would raise this kid as my own.

Finally, I can have a drink!

Vegan makeup company should have gave that away, no?

Dunkin' Donuts would like to apologize for selling Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize instead of munchkins.

I would watch you use that!

I feel like that regardless of any movie or the presence of a camera... :(

Ugh. So poor people will finally able to own a Rolls, eh?

I will never wear a turtleneck sweater again.

Dog bark translation: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!