It was paid in full, because of amazingly generous parents on both sides. Most of the money went towards the food, but we kept the cost down by doing fish instead of meat. The caterer provided dishes and table clothes. We booked our venue two years in advance, so we got the cheaper rate. Also, we used our…

I give you the wine rack.

A guy with an open gunshot wound is still arguably the healthiest person in a KFC.

The end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

LOVE HER FOREVER. ALSO DID YOU WORK AT VIOLATOR? A few of us here at Jez worked at Vibe & The Source & XXL, we know!

I totally agree. I ride Roger Moore all the time, because his leathery skin provides excellent traction.

Trying really hard for that grumpy cat money, eh?

Florida, your license plates are hideous.

This story cracked me up because the same thing damn near happened to me, but in a rental Corolla with two girls (one of which I had a thing for). One of the lowest points of my life and can totally commiserate.

Samsung reportedly still baffled as to what consumers actually want and why.

Foxbody Mustang GT. It's hard enough to find *pictures* of a stock one.

Cleaning this thing??? No thank you!

"will devour everything like a furious starving t-rex"

Time to go kick some giga butt, Matthew. Then, let's talk about your future career in showbiz.

Absolutely no clue. Alls I did was search "midshipman fish" that is the extent of my research on this animal. Although if you ever want to talk Giant Japanese Hornets? I'm your guy.

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