Fallon is irritating.

In a Malibu, the test drive should've ended the moment you entered that dealership.

Pepsi steering wheel?

Would anyone pay $12,000? Yes.

What was this for and look, it's Tattoo from Fantasy Island!

Someone tried a triple D before.

Here's your HALF WHEAT TOAST!

This car is a drug dealer's dream!

This who's got the biggest pole battle needs to stop.

Since he doesn't piss or shit, it's probably being stored.

Normal sized hats. Just tiny ass peeps.

These are all great replacement suggestions!

Bravo, sir. I still think 2 series are for the ladies.

The face of prime meat:

Old lady vagina or Bruce Jenner?

What can be more exciting than taking a cold shower, listening to Adele, while crying my heart out sipping a glass of Merlot? Huh, Queen B?

The leftover parts will add inches to 150 Japanese adult stars everywhere.

I would've fired them for the shitty joke first, then fire them again for the sexist remark.

You know what hasn't defined car tech? BMW iDrive. What a piece of shit.

GETTIN' MARRIED