You either have to be completely bonkers or simply in on a giant prank to be a member of the GOP. At this point, they MUST create a game called The Sixth Degrees of President Obama where you connect everything shitty back to Obama. Ex: Dog used as a stool by Trig Palin> Trig is related to Sarah Palin> Sarah Palin ran…

You said a special needs person was using a dog as a stool. Why do I see a child instead of Sarah Palin in that photo?

PROGRESSIVE THINKERS IN SAUDI ARABIA CREATES NEW RULE BECAUSE WE GOT BORED SPENDING THIS UNLIMITED OIL MONEY

Johnnie Walker Blue.

I was a busboy working at this night club when a group of you gang members harassed me the entire night over my job. They would gulp down this bottle of blue in which we charged thousands of dollars like real classy dudes. They kept throwing things at me while I wiped the tables down. When they ordered another bottle…

SPECIES IV: The Kardashian.

Why do I feel like I got Bill Cosbied? This is so damn awful. Just do sports you fucking assholes.

Wow. Nothing bothers you on a flight? What is your trick?

Thanks for exploiting us asshole.

I'm sure these dumbass Santas are out of towners?

Oh, is it lunch time already?

I forgot another thing. The fucking luggage compartments. I paid for my space. I don't need your stupid carry-on on my section!

1. Annoying, unruly kids screaming and kicking.

Oh, jeez. What's next? Mutated homeless man named Vincent who lives in a sewer underground falls in love with a district attorney named Linda Hamilton?

This has nothing to do with ice cream.

No way to treat the women on The View this way. Sheesh!

Oh, my Science!

What the fuck is that?

Now if only I can figure out how to afford this car.

This really happened? No wonder she supports Bill Cosby.