Nah. Nothing beats the coziness I feel when I'm in a fetal position in my bath tub with the shower water running while Adele plays in the background to celebrate my lonely birthday.

This makes me so mad at Southwest. They don't even have proper uniforms. They look like families on a safari vacay.

These Brits. Oh and fuck you, Mark!

They're in the top 10 best airlines. Cho on the other is number 1 in the top 10 bitch list.

That's why I quit cold turkey because of these freeloading bums. I hate the ones that are trying to quit by not buying a pack but bumming a packs worth. You know who you are you bastards!

I most certainly do not ride black dicks so I am with you!

Republican congressional aide Elizabeth Laute: Qudnvecvjn, Qalphabet, or whatever your name is. You are being interviewed by the NY Times! Show some respect. Rise to the occasion.

I can't consider the possibility that Bill is guilty. He gave us Fat Albert. Oh, and don't shower. There's no time to process trauma. Take your ass to the police. Thanks Jill! :D

For a country built on GTA V characters, they sure know how to handle business. That's like Germany with no blood in their games.

Update: This asshole in prison:

According to no one!

It's only a matter of time until the Brits master Black Friday and claim it as their own.

List of priorities in South Korea: 1. Make gaming a sport. 2. Outlaw knockoff sticks. 3. Resolute peace treaty. 4. Coke not cock...

So that's how Slim Jims are made.

Her badunk is way bigger than that misleading crispy treat.

On a three year vacay.

Interesting. I thought I was straight until this.

Fake.

Yes, I'm everything a rapper is made of: Being Canadian and a former child star on Nickelodeon.

This made my day.