Roofie Colada? That was soooo yesterday. It's called the Cosby Special.

Damn. Even their tree is rich. It's like the holidays took a shit.

Hey, no dick pics allowed!

Holy shit!

Is there a woman this monster hasn't tapped?

WHAT!?!!!? Are you fucking serious?!?! I want to live in a world where my daughter can get drunk and pass out in public where nothing will happen to her except being grounded for life without parole.

I went to her show last Friday, and it was so wack. She was almost 3 hours late, and her shit was so wack, we left immediately. Her two cover guys were more entertaining. Someone lit up crack during the show. That was not cool.

Judging by the image, this car was made for picking up prostitutes?

Automatic assumption that black people are bad. It always comes out out of nowhere when things are getting serious, and then boom, time to find me a new girl.

Is there a way for Sugar Creek Casino to either remove their ads for videos related to issues like these?

The kid dresses like the way Demolition Man envisioned our future.

I've been hacked!

I understand being white has its flaw (making shit like this and not knowing any consequences for their kids being bullied into suicide), but I would still choose to be white to move up the ladder any day.

Recent work? Didn't he rape a woman?

This is Europe, not overly sensitive America. This is Europe, not overly sensitive America. This is Europe, not overly sensitive America. It worked!

This is Europe, not overly sensitive America.

I too have portraits of you and Colin in my hot tub. Does that count?

My science! Look at his forehead. Anyone want to bet which head will explode first? Peyton or Van Der Beek?

I have to side with Curt. Look at him. He hasn't evolved into humans either.