My buddy eats this crap every day. He doesn't even know what he's supporting.

Did a clown face melt all over and died on someone's freedom fries?

That was amazing. Where can I watch more of this? I couldn't breathe!

A year? What a pussy.

Another turning point, a fork stuck in my loaf/Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go/Never ending pasta pass I better feed my load/Never ending dishes like chicken al forno/It's something never ending for a hundred bucks that's right/I had the time of my life! - Green Day

I'm a Yale scat man myself.

This is surprisingly awesome.

How about some fucking weather?

How about 'We does a cookin''?

Damn. DAMN! and Hey, look at there. I just saw a thousand dollars.

I'm safe. Bazinga!

:D <3

Is it a Pugeot?

I wish did uppity cop would calm down, because that unmarked cop just missed his routine drug dealer shakedown.

Cabbies, mafia, people who doesn't need any alibis.

Okay, so the kid is rich, and he wants to at least chip in in his own way by paying for his own gas? What a proper kid. Most rich kids wouldn't do that.

I love this article and that GIF. Thank you both!

I guess having Romo together was just too gay.

When will we get USS Compton?

Suck it all down girl. And then the beer. Boom. Roasted.