Every time I get confused about my sexual orientation, I come to Foxtrot Alpha to set me straight.

You know who got robbed? The listeners listening to that ill freestyle.

Thank you for all your support [insert 90's hip-hop and R&B vid]:

This isn't gay at all. Totally expected this from Philly.

FoxTrot Alpha is for military blowing shit up with mean strings playing in the back, baby.

Can we paint that on his forehead?

The last thing that should be lowered is the speed limit in NYC. Why even drive? This applies to the entire state where the freeway speed is 50 on the LIE. Christ!

Seat.I.Gave.

Nothing says you're facing hard times like Hard Times spice mix. The makes of ghetto grilled cheese:

Only a Pat's fan would take it in the mouth. He didn't even try to stop him or walk away.

This should be filed under Fortress America.

I thought Kinja didn't allow you to post gay porn videos. What the hell did I watch?

I thought this was news. Everyone knows Derek does this, Tom.

So FF:XV is about washed up K-pop band members driving around New Zealand in a Cadillac Sixteen? Awesome!

I'm sorry is this the iPhone line? Dammit!

This is a fun game to play. We used to do it as teens many times. It's quite common where I'm from, so it doesn't really surprise me. Umm... NO!

This is bringing back old times.

Have you tried Tsingtao aka Chinese piss?

This Q&A was as lame as the Giants starting season. Also this guy:

Because the name Fiesta. I don't wanna rock a ride with that name.