Really, it's a never ending cycle isn't it? Her kid is going to grow up, become fat, and cuts me off, and I'll return the favor.

In Russia, Ms. Daisy drives him!

It is this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_%27I…

Scout will abort that mistake you've made on prom night 93'

I don't sound fat? Well you don't sound smart or hot.

The new 2016 AMG-GT is a smooth alien penis. I love it!

Interesting. Black ducklings protect. Black peoples attack.

Cycling is gangsta as shit.

Don't listen to them, Will. We are all proud of you. Now give us the top 50 chicken wing flavors list.

Not enough cocktail sauce in the world for that baby.

I think Pam is hot.

I handle pirates by giving them scurvy.

What about dicks who fuck these assholes over reclining seats?

Great commercial wasted on a shitty car/brand.

OMG. How many inmates will it take to pin him down and make a PB&J sandwich out of his asshole? I don't know!!!

When?

It was the winter of 93. I usually take the bus to the train station from school. Most of the time the bus was packed with kids. Packed to a point where the doors couldn't shut, but the bus driver didn't care. The bus was filled with gang members, loud music blasting from their enormous boomboxes, and babies crying to…

The Pope needs to bless these.

I spent over $200 for 2 six-packs and shipment costs for my ex-girl's brother. It was pretty damn good beer, but my wallet was down for a while. I guess my point is, don't get with hot girls you don't know anything about just because she's hot, because no hot girl is worth a lifetime of drama.

All I read was Delta Force, and boy was I not expecting this article... Americuh Fuck Yeah!