Uh, no thanks. I'll just deal with my ALS.

I just got back from a Fiat dealership yesterday, and had to politely decline the offer to buy. When I woke up this morning, next to me was a decapitated horse head on a pool of blood.

He was white.

Square? That family is da hottest shit on BET right now, son!

There's another issue with the chopper. You can't turn off the song Shoot to Thrill as it comes standard.

FYI, it's not going to go down well.

"Son of a n-word lovin' Atheist?" Whoa, whoa, whoa, ma'am. I ain't no Atheist.

Officer Go Phuckurself has been with the Ferguson Police Department for over 17 years, and has a very clean record. He's an avid listener of 90's hiphop music, loves life, and occasionally enjoys pointing rifles at people.

Wow! Seating for two passengers and two amputees.

I can't find that SNL parody of that inifiniti commercial where the ball rolls around the contours of the car.

I hate shitty drivers soooo much.

He couldn't a Ford to get a roommate.

Good thing those skittles money is useless.

Oy, there mate! Welcome to Outback Steakhouse. Have you seen our Olive Garden menu? We have Alfredo soup sauce.

Alright alright.

Just when I thought these were stupid, Adidas 1 ups me for the win.

Yo. LoL.

You know what else is definitely going on YouTube? That shitty music in the background. PS. Is that really a fancy Jeep?

When did you become a wax figure for Madame Tussauds?

Fun Fact: Drake became a gangsta rapper after Nickelodeon's DeGrassi and Nick Cannon dropped his album called Nick Cannon back in 2003!