Here’s the BEFORE photo.

“Good job, Now clean yourself up.”

Swing and a miss

You know what? Fuck this. I’m sick of the goddamn racism in the NFL. Gronk gets a free pass, but when LeGarrette Blount goes blazin’ he gets suspended by the commissioner.

Oh, my apologies, I thought I was bringing an earnest comment out of the greys, not providing a punchline to a joke missing one.

Much like communism, when you think about it.

Easy to find your sleeper because she’ll turn around three times.

My normal 15-minute drive home took almost an hour last night. I hate the Super Bowl! The Super Bowl isn’t my real dad!

Why does it have to be “doping”? Why can’t we just call it what it is? “Cheating”. The word “doping” implies drugs (a/k/a dope) ingested into the body. This is nothing of the sort, it’s mechanical assistance.

“No, it was my FRIEND’S!!” That didn’t work when mom found your cigarettes when you were 14, and it doesn’t work in professional sporting events.

The guy he hit was a linesman. They only call offsides, icing, highsticking (the puck, not the penalty), handpass, etc. So, there are no “holds” for a linesmen to “bar” or not.

Is “doping” now just cheating?

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

I see the NFL is getting its media handling cues from North Korea.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

*See’s Drew is in the Bay Area*
*Starts to think of great places he should check out*
*Realizes Drew there for the Super Bowl and probably isn’t going to see anything beyond NFL sanctioned locations*
*Types: “Enjoy ruining my hometown, you corporate sponsored shit hag!”*
*Realizes that hundreds of thousands of tech nerds…

That, and now I have to actually listen to Magary’s voice instead of pretending his voice doesn’t suck.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

It seems really unlikely that a player would be so pissed at a missed offsides or icing call to go after a linesman.