Good luck in your retirement, D’Brickashaw!

That’s the first DLC...

Still the best thing I ever saw watching a sox game on NESN.

Retarded animals are awesome!

Peyton Manning and Papa John are deep in shitty pizza ideas after this one up of Peyton’s first press whateverthefucksuperbowl interview.

Good point.

Like a didlo on a bicycle seat.

You are what is wrong with breathing.

+12 calls at dinner.

Working for a bank is like this. Sometimes we come in at 9 and leave at 4.

Highly unprofessional.

So that’s how you do good kinja........impressive!

Came to gawker and read a great comment. Thanks, Vernon!

The first semi automatic weapon was invented in 2400BC. If you think they weren’t trying to manufacture automated rifles in the late 1700s, or they truly were stupid and had never conceived of violence, your world must be remarkably simple. Please tell me where I can buy a gun like tic tacs at a gas station.

I got busted laughing after hearing an impressive flatus. Guy knew it was me and I knew it was him from his commentary. It was a year ago and we still laugh if we bump in to each other on the way to the can.

But they don’t taste terrible...they work well in creamsicles.

Patriots fan since I could shit myself and feel guilty about it. I look forward to the retarded responses from patriots fans! God those people are fucking awful.

One and a half in the pink...

Maybe you should win the award for courage.

Denying millions of people the ability to use the n-word sure seems like a niggardly thing to do.