Man, you are a tough guy! What time are your parents cooking pasta tonight? I’ll longboard over after detention!

You are full of so much shit. Your eyeballs would be popping out if trump was trending. You’d be right here in the comment section screaming your prissy little fingers off...and then posting it on facebook.

Oh my god, get to your fucking safe space!

Good luck in your retirement, D’Brickashaw!

That’s the first DLC...

Still the best thing I ever saw watching a sox game on NESN.

Retarded animals are awesome!

Peyton Manning and Papa John are deep in shitty pizza ideas after this one up of Peyton’s first press whateverthefucksuperbowl interview.

Good point.

The Wheel of Fortune really stepped up their game...

Like a didlo on a bicycle seat.

You are what is wrong with breathing.

Whoa, who knew Steve Buscemi was a computer nerd!

+12 calls at dinner.

Working for a bank is like this. Sometimes we come in at 9 and leave at 4.

Highly unprofessional.

The cables behind my tv and computer......

So that’s how you do good kinja........impressive!

Came to gawker and read a great comment. Thanks, Vernon!

The first semi automatic weapon was invented in 2400BC. If you think they weren’t trying to manufacture automated rifles in the late 1700s, or they truly were stupid and had never conceived of violence, your world must be remarkably simple. Please tell me where I can buy a gun like tic tacs at a gas station.