It’s not really a misunderstanding. It’s the Chinese New Year, 2/8. California has the largest number of Asian Americans of any state. The Chinese Calendar is the product of centuries of evolution.

I don’t see the problem, DeMarcus.

can we all agree that this was more than likely just an unfortunate misunderstanding and not some racism fueled dig at black history month?

“That spoonerism just got debacled.”

Counterpoint:

It was amazing to watch how quickly #VoteMVPScott took off when some reporters/bloggers in the press box let it be known that Scott wasn’t one of 3 guys up for MVP. Good on the official team accounts for jumping on board too.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

How on earth do you convince someone to help you stash the body of a 13 year old girl?

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

*fumbles around in the dark*

*fumbles around in the dark*

Who needs any of these. Most people wear their wine openers on their feet:

Who needs any of these. Most people wear their wine openers on their feet:

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

The grown ass man forgetting he’s a grown ass man, and completely laughing at a child because he saw something so amazing is my favorite part.

The kid’s mistake was not falling down right then on the field and clutching his leg - that would be pro form.