My niece got a cheap chinese knockoff instead of the galaxy6 so i feel your vibe right now, but read the article next time, jeez

This is perfect, I hope you read the article right after you made this comment.

And which role are you auditioning for? Emo teen #32?

Meh. I make my own hummus, and frequently use mayo to add creaminess. It’s just oil, vinegar, lemon juice, and egg. Three of those ingredients are already in a traditional hummus preparation. And I think egg helps. I don’t think it makes it any less a hummus, by definition.

this stuff isn’t very offensive upon first taste, and isn’t very interesting thereafter.

For a nearly lifelong vegetarian, spending an otherwise life-affirming semester studying in Buenos Aires wasn’t exactly culinary nirvana,...

I discovered beets in a southern Brazil churrascaria just when I needed them most.

tell us about your poops! Your poops were probably “interesting thereafter,” amirite?

(also: beets are fantastic)

That’s in no way a political comment, for one. It was an argument about the title of an article—that it should have been “save humanity” not “save the earth,” since the earth will be fine.

“This isn’t an accusation that Brady personally harbors racist values.”

What's inaccurate about that?

“Publicly supporting Trump is like playing brand cache Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun”

You’re a font of tolerance and love with only the correct views. No doubt you purelled your fingers thoroughly after my idiocy forced you to respond.

Speaking of racist republicans, was it a racist republican who coined the phrase “Hymietown” to describe New York City? Asking for a beloved reverend.

It’s nice to have a place to eat just peanut butter and talk about it with other peanut butter lovers, you know? You don’t have to have chocolate in your peanut butter all the time BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT SO SHUT UP YOU RIGHT-WING TROLL.

George Bush ran over your dog, didn't he?

Gotta make sure that the fighting spreads to ALL of Gawker Media, man!

I’d agree if the Panthers were undefeated, but they looked bad in that one loss.

Well, right here:

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”