Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

The Jets would have spent $40m on state-of-the-art video equipment, only to realize it all ran on a version of Beta that was only available in Taiwan between 1984 and 1987.

... The story explains that the system worked best against “unsophisticated” teams—the Dolphins and Bills are named...

and he took the specs from the customer, and gave them to the software people. Because he’s got people skills.

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.

I know the narrative that the internet would like to form out of this: A brilliant artist gets pissed on by greedy executives. But in reality it sounds like he was throwing a bit of a childish tantrum over something that doesn’t really matter. It’s just a trailer and his music was still going to be in the game, and he…

While he was obviously slighted, I don’t think his behavior in response was excusable. The fact that he remained onboard doing an obviously half-assed job seemingly to spite his employers only underscores an immature act, and this is why the same management that agreed with his grievance got rid of him. Even the audio…

Don’t forget the three huge power adapters that go for each on of those things. It was the worst thing about having a set up like that. Good times

If they could add in the Syphon Filter taser it would be perfect.

I would rather face a thousand Deathclaws, bare-handed and with nowhere to run, than have to be within 100 yards of anything even remotely resembling a Centaur.

The first time I ran into a girl I screamed like a deathclaw.

i will do this until i am killed

It’s basically the Subway Restaurant curse; Jared Fogel, Ryan Howard, RGIII, JFF, Mark Ingram.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

My first time was wandering through the Quarrys in Fallout New Vegas. I figured “oh, this should be no problem. I have a space laser.” I aimed Archimedes II and let loose.

You mean Stripe from Old World Blues?

For real though

More like: try to find a doorframe small enough that it can’t get through.