If Vick thinks he’s coming anywhere near Mike Tomlin’s sideline, he’s trippin’.

XKCD is always relevant.

Oh, that I could imagine. This game came out around 1979, when I was 17 and poring over every airplane and WWII-era magazine I could afford at the store. I’d see games like this advertised in them, and I’d want them of course, but we could never have afforded them.

I’ve heard of a couple of those (Dark Tower and The Campaign for North Africa).

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

Put Elite Dangerous in front of him for the next step. Experience what no-one alive will likely have the chance to experience. When a star explodes into your periphery in VR you feel small in a way only Astronauts come close to.

“I got another surprised for ya pop”

I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example:

Adult wiffle ball is huge in New England. Like huge. People build perfect wiffle sized replicas of Fenway. There are leagues and shit.

Depends on what age you believe bros actually become “adults”.

Nope. All that is required in wiffle ball is that the ball is caught. That is an out as soon as he gains control.

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

He spikes the ball after the catch and never makes a clean transfer to his “opposite” hand. Therefore, it’s a single. Run scores.

You sure about that? Kapler was always a pretty vocal anti-steroid guy and was never linked to roids beyond people assuming he was on something because he was jacked.

Are you new here? Unwarranted hyperbole, combined with an obvious lack of baseball insight, is a prerequisite to get hired at Deadspin.

Good to see that he ended up A-OKi.