Until this very moment, the title sponsor made no sense to me

"Unfortunately, Ms. Grimes, we had to remove all your wisdom teeth."

emergency oral surgery = wisdom tooth removed. come on, we all know that dramatic wording.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

For the people out there with good taste who know the awesome movie Dark City. I instantly thought of this :)

Yep my bet: guy who leaked the story punished > one who leaked the air. NFL HQ + owners probably not happy this is playing out in public after a season of 'integrity talk'

Jets fan here, can we talk about soccer?

I bet you wouldnt be at all tense answering a bunch of questions about how the whole world wants you fired because they think you were cheating at your job and always have been.....but then again putting pubes on a bunch of burgers isnt considered that serious of an offense.

Sorry, not trying to step on the (admittedly funny) joke but the first question was, "When and how did you alter the footballs?" That's a great "Have you stopped beating your wife?" type of question.

"It's Garropolo's fault, and I recommend he receive a lifetime ban."

He's probably lying, but if we're accepting that the refs didn't notice either then I guess we can give him the benefit of the doubt on that part.

Ever since she saw that video of those cretins in the meat-processing plant kicking the little piggies, my wife has refused to eat pork. And beef. So now I can buy one enormous steak or rack of ribs for dinner and not have to share, while she eats chicken. Yay!

You're right. It clearly sucks.

The icing on that cake looks disgusting; it's like they used caulk.