It's for this very same reason that Michael Jordan is accused in thousands of crimes every year.

In his defense, it was West Virginia. so the odds that someone was familiar with a number as high as 96 were pretty remote.

It's a good thing Lance wasn't there. He'd be in for an asslicking.

Well, it was better than ESPN's suggestion of Atlantic, Who The Fuck Cares I, Who The Fuck Cares II, and Boston.

Whoah, the way Charl threw that club I'm glad nobody got hurt by flying projectil

The difference between the pros and the weekend hacks like me is clubhead speed.

This picture is the worst moment of their lives because they are in Fitchburg, Massachusetts

Steve Zissou's team always tried to take full advantage of their limited time on dry land.

"Double Penetration delivers 4 minutes of ball-cupping, soaking wet, all-guy action with the rim-rocking finishes you've cum to expect."

Woman: I have scores of texts!

+5 inches

Well this is not going to help move past the "cornball brother" conversation. Everyone knows Noodling is a rural Caucasian past-time.

Hope he enjoyed it. That's not the last half-assed, fake B.J. experience he'll be having for a while.

Making the bachelor take the plunge into something frigid isn't a very subtle way to send a message.

Pool Dunking- At least we don't have to worry about the black kids dominating.

Parties at the Playboy Mansion aren't what they used to be.

After reviewing this footage several times, I don't believe the motorcyclist was trying to be an asshole and brake-check the car driver. It appears he was having trouble shifting. If you look closely at 0:10, you can see the bike Stalin.

motorcycle is brake checking, he deserved it. for mother russia

It was even funnier when Jimmy had Jordanny Valdespin do this and he called that kid a cocksucker after he criticized his plate discipline.

Asiana clearly still hasn't learned the most important lesson from this whole sordid episode. Don't blame the TV station. The proper response would have been to place blame on the pilot, a summer intern who overstepped his authority.